Jokes

Posted on 20 August 2014


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The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's on another line."

"This is Mr. Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."

"He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied. "Right now I'd say he's sheepish."

-- Joke submitted by Ella Dowling   [Jokes]



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A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"

A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

-- Joke submitted by pilate   [Jokes]



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Father: What did you get that little medal for?

Ringo: For singing the camp talent show.

Father: What did you get that big medal for?

Ringo: For stopping.

-- Joke submitted by Eva Carter   [Jokes]



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A man visits his doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes."

The doctor asks, "Have you seen a psychiatrist?"

The patient says, "No, only green Martians!"

-- Joke submitted by Bridget Cole   [Jokes]



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Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?

Pilot: Yes.

Tower: Yes what??

Pilot: Yes, SIR!

-- Joke submitted by Jaden   [Jokes]



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