Funny Stories

Posted on 24 November 2021


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order.

As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor.

"They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk quipped to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!"

-- Story submitted by Rob Mara   [Funny Stories]



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I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, the clerk came to the window looking frustrated, and announced, "I'm having a problem. The ice keeps melting."

-- Story submitted by Tina Hoggins   [Funny Stories]



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The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals:

"We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was an unlocked gate."

-- Story submitted by cadet burger   [Funny Stories]



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I was teaching art to a class of second graders and trying to let them know that quilts are made out of fabric, or cloth, as they haven't really learned those words yet. I was wearing a red wool vest and a cotton shirt and used what I was wearing as an example.

I said, "This is wool and it comes from a sheep. This is cotton and it comes from a garden."

Later that day, the classroom teacher who was in the room while I taught her class art said that one student came up to her later in the day to ask her, "But where do they get red sheep?"

-- Story submitted by Emma   [Funny Stories]



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I was paging through a recently acquired 727 manual and came across this little gem of wisdom. (GPWS is the ground proximity warning system. It tells the crew when the ground is getting too close for what they're doing.)

"Note: the GPWS will not provide a warning if an airplane is flying directly towards a vertical cliff."

Gee, thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

-- Story submitted by Greg Paton   [Funny Stories]



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